The slightly naff title of this budget two-disc
Luke Haines
compilation suggests that following the success of the old grouch’s
very funny books, the time has come for a reappraisal of his music by
the mainstream. I couldn’t agree more.
The Auteurs are possibly the most what-if British group of their era. Imagine if Blur had tanked after
Modern Life Is Rubbish or Suede folded after Bernard Butler left. Okay, the Auteurs made it to three albums –
How I Learned To Love The Bootboys being a Haines solo effort in all but name – but there’s definitely a sense of unfinished business to their
oeuvre.
Fed into the increasingly desperate hype machine of the early Nineties
weekly music press too early to properly catch the wave that became
Britpop, by the time that wave crested, Haines’s muse had steered so far
from the shipping lanes of commercial acceptability that it seemed as
if she were deliberately trying to sabotage his chances of opting for
early retirement. Unsurprisingly, from our vantage point 15 years later
the Steve Albini-produced
After Murder Park and the eponymous
Baader-Meinhof
album stand among Haines’s best work, but it was around ’96-’97 that
most commentators not unreasonably wrote him off as forever destined to
wear the cult hood.
And so here we are, give or take a
Black Box Recorder (for the
second time unrepresented on a Haines compilation). If you’re already a
fan then you don’t need either this review or its accompanying album,
so I’ll address the former to an imaginary reader who – like myself
three years ago – has grinned her way through the hilarious savagery of
Bad Vibes
and wants to find out whether Haines can walk the walk as well as he
talks the talk. In a world that still – inexplicably – lacks a
straightforward one-disc Auteurs best-of, the only competition
Outsider / In faces is Hut/EMI’s three-disc
Luke Haines Is Dead
extravaganza (2005), still available for slightly more than twice the
new compilation’s modest asking price. In terms of raw quantity, the new
one represents better value (18p per track as opposed to 22p, or
roughly 5p per minute versus 7p, fellow autists). And in one sense the
quality’s not an issue: I’ve yet to catch up with a couple of his
post-Auteurs albums, but – silly remixes aside – all the evidence I’ve
heard suggests that Haines doesn’t 'do' weak tracks, which simplifies
the compiler’s task considerably.
In another qualitative sense, though, I’d suggest that the Haines-curious opt for
Luke Haines Is Dead. While both compilations have the 'hits' (or lack of them) amply covered,
LHID
tends to go for alternate versions: single mixes, radio sessions, you
know the kind of thing. The doozy of these is the April ’94 live Radio
One Evening Session broadcast, whose versions of 'The Upper Classes',
'Chinese Bakery' and 'New French Girlfriend' piss gleefully all over
their studio counterparts, and there’s plenty else to go at. The average
Auteurs B-side, for example, is better than many acts’ entire output.
Now, in the parallel universe where the Haines-curious gives whichever
compilation a cursory listen and thinks 'well, there you go, Luke
Haines: not bad, quite interesting' before getting back with the
Killers, this wouldn’t make an awful lot of difference to anything. But
in yer actual extant universe – the one in which few songwriters rival
Haines for melodic and lyrical invention or lack of stylistic
complacency – it’s only a matter of time before she sets about acquiring
his entire back catalogue, so she may as well save the 'canonical'
versions for later and hear them in the context of their parent albums.
Oh, and
LHID has considerably wittier sleeve notes from Haines, whatever you think of the Paul Morley-on-autopilot ones here.
Lest anybody mistake this for a (sorry) lukewarm review, I’ll break with DiS etiquette and 'award'
Outsider / In
a whopping nine gold stars, for emphasis, the missing one serving to
indicate that where Haines compilations are concerned there is such a
thing as even more superlative.(Chris Trout/dronedinsound.com)
Luke Haines is an artist i like very much. I like the lyrics (most) and love the sound. For a lot people it's not really ''pop'' i think. Anyway, from the 34 tracks here 20 are with the Auteurs. This is a really cool collection and i hope you like it, too.
Cheers
Frank
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